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If you accidently scratch an xbox 360 disk rent/borrow a copy of the game and install it to the hard drive. Insert the old disk and boot from library.

If you accidently scratch an xbox 360 disk rent/borrow a copy of the game and install it to the hard drive. Insert the old disk and boot from library. Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep it simple Don't have kids, get married, or make major purchases like a house until you are financially independent.

Keep it simple Don't have kids, get married, or make major purchases like a house until you are financially independent. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your kid tells you they have depression, don't think they're bullshitting you, because chances are it took them a lot of balls to open up to you, and you being a dick about it won't help

If your kid tells you they have depression, don't think they're bullshitting you, because chances are it took them a lot of balls to open up to you, and you being a dick about it won't help Actual Advice Mallard
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If you order so much pizza that the delivery person knows by heart if you're a good tipper you may want to eat less pizza

If you order so much pizza that the delivery person knows by heart if you're a good tipper you may want to eat less pizza Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are swimming towards the shore and you find yourself moving out to sea Your caught in a riptide and need to swim parallel to the shore to escape it.

If you are swimming towards the shore and you find yourself moving out to sea Your caught in a riptide and need to swim parallel to the shore to escape it. Actual Advice Mallard
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SHUT UP AND LISTEN You'll be surprised what you learn when others fill the silence.

SHUT UP AND LISTEN You'll be surprised what you learn when others fill the silence. Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone admits to you that they were wrong in front of a group of people Resist the temptation to gloat or belittle them. Otherwise people will miss your point and think you're an asshole.

If someone admits to you that they were wrong in front of a group of people Resist the temptation to gloat or belittle them. Otherwise people will miss your point and think you're an asshole. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never go to bed with the spins Instead stay up and drink water until it stops

Never go to bed with the spins Instead stay up and drink water until it stops Actual Advice Mallard
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If you mix apple cider vinegar with water 50/50 You can use it to cut soap scum. It works better than any cleaner I've ever tried, plus it's eco-friendly with no harsh chemicals.

If you mix apple cider vinegar with water 50/50 You can use it to cut soap scum. It works better than any cleaner I've ever tried, plus it's eco-friendly with no harsh chemicals. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you have the flu never trust a fart

When you have the flu never trust a fart Actual Advice Mallard
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