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Send Vday Flowers to her Work Making female coworkers jealous 10x better than the actual flowers

Send Vday Flowers to her Work Making female coworkers jealous 10x better than the actual flowers Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because someone is attracted to you Doesn't mean they have feelings for you

Just because someone is attracted to you Doesn't mean they have feelings for you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are lost and looking for directions go to a pizza place, not a gas station

If you are lost and looking for directions go to a pizza place, not a gas station Actual Advice Mallard
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End your showers with increasingly cold water It closes your clean pores, stops your sweating from hot water, and is invigorating

End your showers with increasingly cold water It closes your clean pores, stops your sweating from hot water, and is invigorating Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have been friendzoned, get her to fix you up with one of her friends She'll either feel jealous and admit her feelings for you, or set you up on dates. No more getting shot down!

If you have been friendzoned, get her to fix you up with one of her friends She'll either feel jealous and admit her feelings for you, or set you up on dates. No more getting shot down! Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't like the taste of water? Go exercise. When you're done it will be the most delicious drink you've ever had.

Don't like the taste of water? Go exercise. When you're done it will be the most delicious drink you've ever had. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend cheats on you Dont give her another chance, it will never be the same

If your girlfriend cheats on you Dont give her another chance, it will never be the same Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're up late doing homework, listen to the hans zimmer pandora station the music has no lyrics to distract you, and the scores are intended to motivate

If you're up late doing homework, listen to the hans zimmer pandora station the music has no lyrics to distract you, and the scores are intended to motivate Actual Advice Mallard
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don't complain about your job at work it doesn't move you up the ladder and it makes you look like a little bitch

don't complain about your job at work it doesn't move you up the ladder and it makes you look like a little bitch Actual Advice Mallard
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if someone fucks you over in a relationship don't get mad and do anything rash. stay calm, wish them all the best, and let them go maturely and graciously. the regret they will feel later on is the worst pain you could ever give them.

if someone fucks you over in a relationship don't get mad and do anything rash. stay calm, wish them all the best, and let them go maturely and graciously. the regret they will feel later on is the worst pain you could ever give them. Actual Advice Mallard
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