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If you need to remember to take something with you when you leave the house Place your car keys on top of the item

If you need to remember to take something with you when you leave the house Place your car keys on top of the item Actual Advice Mallard
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If you keep running out of work, spend the rest of your day learning everything you can about how the company works So you can leave one day and start a new company for yourself

If you keep running out of work, spend the rest of your day learning everything you can about how the company works So you can leave one day and start a new company for yourself Actual Advice Mallard
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You are going to flunk marriage if you cannot pass the oral

You are going to flunk marriage if you cannot pass the oral Actual Advice Mallard
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Never leave your current job until you have something new lined up.

Never leave your current job until you have something new lined up. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever suspect someone's following your car Take four right turns, it forms a circle. If they're still behind you, they're following

If you ever suspect someone's following your car Take four right turns, it forms a circle. If they're still behind you, they're following Actual Advice Mallard
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Cook Bacon the morning after a party at your parents house it will cover up the smell of booze and weed

Cook Bacon the morning after a party at your parents house it will cover up the smell of booze and weed Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're still a teenager, Don't use this meme

If you're still a teenager, Don't use this meme Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of hating teenagers on reddit for being teenagers Try teaching them how not to be douchebags

Instead of hating teenagers on reddit for being teenagers Try teaching them how not to be douchebags Actual Advice Mallard
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make your first date something a little dangerous or scary she'll think her racing heart is because she's attracted to you

make your first date something a little dangerous or scary she'll think her racing heart is because she's attracted to you Actual Advice Mallard
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if you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit

if you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit Actual Advice Mallard
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