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Ladies, if you want to let him know you're in the mood just touch it.

Ladies, if you want to let him know you're in the mood just touch it. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you find a lost drivers license, you can drop it in any mailbox as is The postal service will take it back to the driver

If you find a lost drivers license, you can drop it in any mailbox as is The postal service will take it back to the driver Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get mugged so often that you carry a decoy wallet move

If you get mugged so often that you carry a decoy wallet move Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't continually ask someone how their job search is going It's going terribly until they tell you they got a new job

Don't continually ask someone how their job search is going It's going terribly until they tell you they got a new job Actual Advice Mallard
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If you murder someone, bury the victim 6-10 feet underneath a dead dog Body-sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog and police will think it's a false positive

If you murder someone, bury the victim 6-10 feet underneath a dead dog Body-sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog and police will think it's a false positive Actual Advice Mallard
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children tend to act differently around their friends than around their parents. how they act around friends says more about the type of person they are turning into. if your child's teacher says there is a problem, listen.

children tend to act differently around their friends than around their parents. how they act around friends says more about the type of person they are turning into. if your child's teacher says there is a problem, listen. Actual Advice Mallard
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Teach your kids to cook Regardless of gender

Teach your kids to cook Regardless of gender Actual Advice Mallard
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If your S.O. wrongs you, don't vent to your parents about it You might forgive them one day but your parents won't.

If your S.O. wrongs you, don't vent to your parents about it You might forgive them one day but your parents won't. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tomorrow is April 1st Don't Listen To Me

Tomorrow is April 1st Don't Listen To Me Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're ever homeless spend your remaining money on a 24-hour gym membership. You'll have a place to go at night, access to showers, and a locker to store all your belongings.

If you're ever homeless spend your remaining money on a 24-hour gym membership. You'll have a place to go at night, access to showers, and a locker to store all your belongings. Actual Advice Mallard
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