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Tell Jehovahs Witnesses that you've been excommunicated They will mark your house down and won't be bothered by them again. Ever.

Tell Jehovahs Witnesses that you've been excommunicated They will mark your house down and won't be bothered by them again. Ever. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're making an embarassing purchase buy a birthday card at the same time and you can laugh it off as a gag gift

If you're making an embarassing purchase buy a birthday card at the same time and you can laugh it off as a gag gift Actual Advice Mallard
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If your boyfriend hits you, get out now. It will never stop, and there are literally billions of men on Earth who won't hit you.

If your boyfriend hits you, get out now. It will never stop, and there are literally billions of men on Earth who won't hit you. Actual Advice Mallard
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You are entitled to your opinion But you are not entitled to having it respected or taken seriously unless you can defend it.

You are entitled to your opinion But you are not entitled to having it respected or taken seriously unless you can defend it. Actual Advice Mallard
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You can't be happy in a relationship Until you can be happy single

You can't be happy in a relationship Until you can be happy single Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to make the front page Find subreddits you like and contribute to them instead

Don't try to make the front page Find subreddits you like and contribute to them instead Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to know if someone is staring at you? Yawn.

Want to know if someone is staring at you? Yawn. Actual Advice Mallard
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Just masturbate before you make any decision at all

Just masturbate before you make any decision at all Actual Advice Mallard
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When you lie in bed drunk, place one foot flat on the floor that way your body knows what is level and your head won't spin as much

When you lie in bed drunk, place one foot flat on the floor that way your body knows what is level and your head won't spin as much Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are about to cheat on your significant other Masturbate in the bathroom and then decide if it is still a good idea

If you are about to cheat on your significant other Masturbate in the bathroom and then decide if it is still a good idea Actual Advice Mallard
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