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If she writes smiley faces like (: rather than :) She's too young for you

If she writes smiley faces like (: rather than :) She's too young for you  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOUR FRIEND IS DRIVING YOU TO A CONCERT DON'T MAKE HIM PAY FOR PARKING

IF YOUR FRIEND IS DRIVING YOU TO A CONCERT DON'T MAKE HIM PAY FOR PARKING  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are new to reddit and want to make sure you don't repost Enter the link into the "Search Reddit" box. If hasn't been posted it will take you to the Submit link page

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If walking in a dark, unsafe area at night Do not rely on advice that white suburban teenagers post on reddit.

If walking in a dark, unsafe area at night Do not rely on advice that white suburban teenagers post on reddit.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you bitch about your boyfriend to your friends Don't think it's weird when your friends hate him

If you bitch about your boyfriend to your friends Don't think it's weird when your friends hate him  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't support yourself You can't support a kid

If you can't support yourself You can't support a kid  Actual Advice Mallard

Whenever a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

Whenever a woman says “do whatever you want”  do NOT do whatever you want.   Actual Advice Mallard

When you get to a party, find the ugliest girl there When she starts to look good, it's time to go home alone

When you get to a party, find the ugliest girl there When she starts to look good, it's time to go home alone  Actual Advice Mallard

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Quack quack quack quack quack  Actual Advice Mallard

IF you want easy karma Write obvious bullshit that everyone fucking knows

IF you want easy karma Write obvious bullshit that everyone fucking knows  Actual Advice Mallard
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