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When your girlfriend says she is hungry it means she was hungry an hour ago. Stop for food now.

When your girlfriend says she is hungry it means she was hungry an hour ago. Stop for food now.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want your child to like reading Leave picture books lying around the house and read in front of them. They will naturally emulate you

If you want your child to like reading Leave picture books lying around the house and read in front of them. They will naturally emulate you  Actual Advice Mallard

bring extra quarters to work whenever you find a pre-1965 quarter, switch with your own. Sell them on ebay because they are worth on average $6.50-$880 depending on the year for circulated silver washington quarters

bring extra quarters to work whenever you find a pre-1965  quarter, switch with your own. Sell them on ebay because they are worth on average $6.50-$880 depending on the year for circulated silver washington quarters  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to trick your wife to see if she's cheating Your marriage is already in trouble

If you have to trick your wife to see if she's cheating Your marriage is already in trouble  Actual Advice Mallard

share a nifty practical trick not insipid relationship advice

share a nifty practical trick not insipid relationship advice  Actual Advice Mallard

No matter how awake you think you are do not turn off your alarm untill you actually get out of bed

No matter how awake you think you are do not turn off your alarm untill you actually get out of bed  Actual Advice Mallard

If your boyfriend hits you, even once leave him.

If your boyfriend hits you, even once leave him.   Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make an amateur sex tape? Put a large fake tattoo on at a normally visible location beforehand

Want to make an amateur sex tape? Put a large fake tattoo on at a normally visible location beforehand  Actual Advice Mallard

Even if you don't want to go to the party Go anyway and make new friends. Or you will end up being 44 and still single and bitter and shit.

Even if you don't want to go to the party Go anyway and make new friends. Or you will end up being 44 and still single and bitter and shit.  Actual Advice Mallard

new gf's family is crazy but your gf seems sane? she's crazy too

new gf's family is crazy but your gf seems sane? she's crazy too  Actual Advice Mallard
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