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if a girl tells you that you don't have to wear a condom wear a condom

if a girl tells you that you don't have to wear a condom wear a condom  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't eat at mcdonald's

Don't eat at mcdonald's  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are single and moving into an apartment with a couple don't

If you are single and moving into an apartment with a couple don't  Actual Advice Mallard

"I have a right to..." does not mean "there will be no consequences."

when you post an imgur link, add ".jpg" at the end so that way we won't see the imgur stuff around your pic

when you post an imgur link, add

You can learn to love anyone the trick is starting with someone you actually like

You can learn to love anyone  the trick is starting with someone you actually like  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are probably in the wrong lane

if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are probably 
in the wrong lane  Actual Advice Mallard

don't take medical advice from a redditor just go to the fucking doctor

don't take medical advice from a redditor just go to the fucking doctor  Actual Advice Mallard

Two 4 piece nuggets are cheaper than one 6 piece nugget... extra sauce is still 25 cents

Two 4 piece nuggets are cheaper than one 6 piece nugget... extra sauce is still 25 cents  Actual Advice Mallard

Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt Hang it up in the bathroom while you shower to steam it flat

Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt Hang it up in the bathroom while you shower to steam it flat  Actual Advice Mallard
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