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Teach your children how to think not what to think

Teach your children how to think not what to think  Actual Advice Mallard

If your family makes you choose between them and your partner then perhaps your family doesn't love you as much as you thought

If your family makes you choose between them and your partner then perhaps your family doesn't love you as much as you thought  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get buried in the snow by an avalanche and you don't know which way to dig Spit - the saliva will follow gravity - and dig the opposite way

If you get buried in the snow by an avalanche and you don't know which way to dig Spit - the saliva will follow gravity - and dig the opposite way  Actual Advice Mallard

disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? Look for satellite dishes on the houses. They face south.

disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? Look for satellite dishes on the houses. They face south.
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take the fedora off you look ridiculous

take the fedora off you look ridiculous  Actual Advice Mallard

always tell the truth because when you have to tell that one really big lie, everybody will believe you

always tell the truth because when you have to tell that one really big lie, everybody will believe you  Actual Advice Mallard

News flies fast after terror attacks. Beware unverified info.

News flies fast after terror attacks. Beware unverified info.  Actual Advice Mallard

Ask them to help you with something. It makes them feel more a part of the group.

Ask them to help you with something. It makes them feel more a part of the group.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to create something original Just use whatever meme is trending

Don't try to create something original Just use whatever meme is trending  Actual Advice Mallard

start giving some fucks about people you'll be a lot happier

start giving some fucks about people you'll be a lot happier  Actual Advice Mallard
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