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If someone you know is on medication for a psychiatric disorder do not *ever* encourage them to stop taking their meds.

If someone you know is on medication for a psychiatric disorder do not *ever* encourage them to stop taking their meds. Actual Advice Mallard
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always check your motorcycle helmet for spiders before you are driving down the highway at 50mph

always check your motorcycle helmet for spiders before you are driving down the highway at 50mph Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't forget to have a wank before you meet up it will clear your head and make her makeup sex attempts just seem desperate and pitiful.

Don't forget to have a wank before you meet up it will clear your head and make her makeup sex attempts just seem desperate and pitiful. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to throw someone in a pool? Ask to borrow their cell phone then set it aside; proceed to throw them the pool

Want to throw someone in a pool? Ask to borrow their cell phone then set it aside; proceed to throw them the pool Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone is reading they don't want to be talked to

If someone is reading they don't want to be talked to Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to clean up vomit, put ground coffee on it first. It takes away the smell and dehydrates it, allowing you to sweep it up easily.

If you have to clean up vomit, put ground coffee on it first. It takes away the smell and dehydrates it, allowing you to sweep it up easily. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to safely pick up a prostitute, Always ask that you want to take nude pics of her only. It is not illegal and an undercover cop would never agree.

If you want to safely pick up a prostitute, Always ask that you want to take nude pics of her only. It is not illegal and an undercover cop would never agree. Actual Advice Mallard
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When your girlfriend tells you she needs to use the restroom it means she has been waiting an hour to tell you. find a restroom now.

When your girlfriend tells you she needs to use the restroom it means she has been waiting an hour to tell you. find a restroom now. Actual Advice Mallard
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Walking in a scary dark area at night? download a police scanner app for your phone and listen to it on full volume

Walking in a scary dark area at night? download a police scanner app for your phone and listen to it on full volume Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to quickly fix any PC problem that you can't find a solution for? choose a girl's username to register on tech forums

Want to quickly fix any PC problem that you can't find a solution for? choose a girl's username to register on tech forums Actual Advice Mallard
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