ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Being shallow is natural... ..Naturally your single

Being shallow is natural... ..Naturally your single  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I'm just better than you NERD!

I'm just better than you NERD!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

hasn't done shit in my own life you have an extremely profitable hobby? Nerd!

hasn't done shit in my own life you have an extremely profitable hobby? Nerd!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Survived three years in the jungle? Sounds like a "game" to me

Survived three years in the jungle? Sounds like a

MY DREAM DATE, YOU ASK? Me, lying gasping on the bed, frothy Santorum oozing out of my butt-crack, as Chris Christie strides out for his after-sex chili dog

MY DREAM DATE, YOU ASK? Me, lying gasping on the bed, frothy Santorum oozing out of my butt-crack, as Chris Christie strides out for his after-sex chili dog  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I don't often go on dates but when I do, I pretend to be nice, only to act like a bitch once you're gone.

I don't often go on dates but when I do, I pretend to be nice, only to act like a bitch once you're gone.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

U mad? quick, make me a meme, magicboy!

U mad? quick, make me a meme, magicboy!   ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Looks like Jamie Kennedy with long hair Strike three, GTFO!.

Looks like Jamie Kennedy with long hair Strike three, GTFO!.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

YOU'RE MORE ACCOMPLISHED AND MORE FAMOUS THAN I WILL EVER BE? STRIKE ONE

YOU'RE MORE ACCOMPLISHED AND MORE FAMOUS THAN I WILL EVER BE? STRIKE ONE  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I like to buy socks

I like to buy socks   ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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