ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Meets guy on dating site What?! You're a nerd?!

Meets guy on dating site What?! You're a nerd?!   ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Alyssa Bereznak Quite often masturbates with a flash-frozen fresh-water carp

Alyssa Bereznak Quite often masturbates with a flash-frozen fresh-water carp  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

think she's hot? You are prolly over the drink drive limit

think she's hot? You are prolly over the drink drive limit  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

stereo type doing it rite...another washed up wanna be writer who went to city college only to realize bashing other people, getting drunk and baiting men is moar fun and takes no brains.

stereo type doing it rite...another washed up wanna be writer who went to city college only to realize bashing other people, getting drunk and baiting men is moar fun and takes no brains.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

$200,000 for grad degree that could have paid for a hella lot gigolos

$200,000 for grad degree that could have paid for a hella lot gigolos  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Drunk & lonely 3rd base should be easy

Drunk & lonely 3rd base should be easy  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

makes fun of you online enforces shallow female stereotype

makes fun of you online enforces shallow female stereotype  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I am just too good for some people... *wears costco sweatshirt*

I am just too good for some people... *wears costco sweatshirt*  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

ooooh gurl ya done f*cked up

ooooh gurl ya done f*cked up  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I just left my job at Apple inc. STRIKE ONE

I just left my job at Apple inc. STRIKE ONE  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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