ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Asymmetric eyes strike one

Asymmetric eyes strike one  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Alyssa Bereznak Often points to her butthole and says, "Cum goes in here!"

Alyssa Bereznak Often points to her butthole and says,

How to become a cat lady in 1000 words or less

How to become a cat lady in 1000 words or less  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I dress like a slob & fart on first Dates But you make hundreds of thousands of dollars in your spare time with games I don't understand

I dress like a slob & fart on first Dates But you make hundreds of thousands of dollars in your spare time with games I don't understand  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Jon Finkel Twice the man Alyssa Bereznak could ever dream of looking like.

Jon Finkel Twice the man Alyssa Bereznak could ever dream of looking like.   ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Notices she's a meme Doesn't mention on OkCupid

Notices she's a meme Doesn't mention on OkCupid  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Not into a dude burned in effigy on reddit

Not into a dude burned in effigy on reddit  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

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won't date a gamer would prefer a guy who's into sports stuff 7 days a week

won't date a gamer would prefer a guy who's into sports stuff 7 days a week  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I WASN'T FIRED... ...THEY'RE TOTALLY GOING TO CALL ME BACK.

I WASN'T FIRED... ...THEY'RE TOTALLY GOING TO CALL ME BACK.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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