ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Alyssa Bereznak One time, a frozen hot-dog broke off in her asshole, and a TLC documentary crew filmed the hospital staff struggling to get it out.

Alyssa Bereznak One time, a frozen hot-dog broke off in her asshole, and a TLC documentary crew filmed the hospital staff struggling to get it out.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

U mad? quick, make me a meme, magicboy! Caption 3 goes here

U mad? quick, make me a meme, magicboy! Caption 3 goes here  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

nice personality No, wait, wait... no, she doesn't even have that. Well, at least there's still the hitachi magic wand and the "nonhuman" section of literotica

nice personality No, wait, wait... no, she doesn't even have that.  Well, at least there's still the hitachi magic wand and the

Thinks she's dating a rich boy Dumps him when she finds out he's BATMAN

Thinks she's dating a rich boy Dumps him when she finds out he's BATMAN  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Do I like geeks? Nay

Do I like geeks? Nay  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Opinionated cunt how's that workin' out for ya?

Opinionated cunt how's that workin' out for ya?  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

SO, I, LIKE, GOOGLED THE...WAIT... (UNH)...OKAY...JUST HAD TO PINCH THAT LOAF OFF...

SO, I, LIKE, GOOGLED THE...WAIT... (UNH)...OKAY...JUST HAD TO PINCH THAT LOAF OFF...  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

My goodness, a real human being! Nope, Chuck Testa

My goodness, a real human being! Nope, Chuck Testa  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

MAKES FUN OF A GUY FOR PLAYING MAGIC PAYS THE KICKER COST

MAKES FUN OF A GUY FOR PLAYING MAGIC PAYS THE KICKER COST  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I love scrabble. because a good spelling man is better than a good smelling one.

I love scrabble. because a good spelling man is better than a good smelling one.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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