ALYSSA BEREZNAK

You wear glasses? Strike one!

You wear glasses? Strike one!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Check it out! I have zero brains!

Check it out! I have zero brains!   ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Date a millionaire? no thanks, he plays magic

Date a millionaire? no thanks, he plays magic  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Alyssa Bereznak One time, a frozen hot-dog broke off in her asshole, and a TLC documentary crew filmed the hospital staff struggling to get it out.

Alyssa Bereznak One time, a frozen hot-dog broke off in her asshole, and a TLC documentary crew filmed the hospital staff struggling to get it out.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Destroy me... and make me regret that article for the rest of my life...what's left of it before I kill myself.

Destroy me... and make me regret that article for the rest of my life...what's left of it before I kill myself.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Infiltrated way into human race

Infiltrated way into human race  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Must quit OKCUPID I don't want to be paired down

Must quit OKCUPID I don't want to be paired down  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I once sucked shit from a dead turtle's asshole!

I once sucked shit from a dead turtle's asshole!   ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Alyssa Bereznak Spokesperson for a noted advocacy group for those who suffer from Vaginal Blood-Farting Syndrome

Alyssa Bereznak Spokesperson for a noted advocacy group for those who suffer from Vaginal Blood-Farting Syndrome  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I dumped him too mana intensive

I dumped him too mana intensive  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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