ALYSSA BEREZNAK

IAMA FUCKING BITCH!

IAMA FUCKING BITCH!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

JUST KIDDING! nerds give me a boner.

JUST KIDDING! nerds give me a boner.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I miss my Dad! He used to read me Ayn Rand, then hold me down and fuck me while my mom and brother watched.

I miss my Dad! He used to read me Ayn Rand, then hold me down and fuck me while my mom and brother watched.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Ugly on the outside Fucking hideous on the inside...and outside.

Ugly on the outside Fucking hideous on the inside...and outside.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Vigilance Thank god, I can attack without tapping it.

Vigilance  Thank god, I can attack without tapping it.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

For such a smart-ass tech blogger... I sure didn't see this shit-storm coming did I?

For such a smart-ass tech blogger... I sure didn't see this shit-storm coming did I?  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

"Second Datez iz 4 LULZ, G33kz!" Yes. Gizmodo hates its audience.

I <3 attention but i didn't think it would be this painful

I <3 attention but i didn't think it would be this painful  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

20:1 carpet doesn't match the drapes

20:1 carpet doesn't match the drapes  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I heard hedge fund managers were crooked Just like my face

I heard hedge fund managers were crooked Just like my face  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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