ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I was lured on a date thinking I’d met a normal finance guy... who would teach me to play solitaire

I was lured on a date thinking I’d met a normal finance guy... who would teach me  to play solitaire  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

ohohoh ,i am so stunning,so sexy. so I hope you mean like, football or something...

ohohoh ,i am so stunning,so sexy.
so
 I hope you mean like, football or something...  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

HERP DERP

HERP DERP  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

You're a world champion? I'm only interested in mediocrity

You're a world champion? I'm only interested in mediocrity  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Hasn't masturbated since high school Says she will call you

Hasn't masturbated since high school Says she will call you  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

HE SAID HE WAS A "Magic Man" I TOLD HIM I WASN'T INTO Heart.

HE SAID HE WAS A

Ew, MTG Champs are like.. totally gross! I'm more into real men, like Joran van der Sloot

Ew, MTG Champs are like.. totally gross! I'm more into real men, like Joran van der Sloot  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

EEEEWWW MTG PLAYERS. i should have gone out with the "your legs do look strong." guy

EEEEWWW MTG PLAYERS. i should have gone out with the

Own a Mac ? not right for Alyssa

Own a Mac ? not right for Alyssa  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I heard you liek mudkipz. Strike one!

I heard you liek mudkipz. Strike one!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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