ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Meangirl Scarf matches chair

Meangirl Scarf matches chair  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

The solitaire life

 The solitaire life  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Greasy Hair and Pashmina? EAT, BRAY, WHINE

Greasy Hair and Pashmina? EAT, BRAY, WHINE  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I met my soulmate! He laughs at raped freshman

I met my soulmate! He laughs at raped freshman  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Well of course! I would gladly drain your balls for some chili-cheese fries, and a copy of Lady Antebellum's WONDERFUL new album!

Well of course! I would gladly drain your balls for some chili-cheese fries, and a copy of Lady Antebellum's WONDERFUL new album!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

counter strike? more like: strike 3!

counter strike? more like:
strike 3!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Hangs out alone in dark, date-rapey bars... Still can't get laid.

Hangs out alone in dark, date-rapey bars... Still can't get laid.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I accidentally my privelige

I accidentally my privelige  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

BUT DADDY SAID I WAS PRETTY? UHMMMMM, NO.

BUT DADDY SAID I WAS PRETTY? UHMMMMM, 
NO.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Alyssa Bereznak has nicknamed her vagina "the ol' loose-meat sandwich"

Alyssa Bereznak has nicknamed her vagina
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