ALYSSA BEREZNAK

If you've ever seen Lord of the Rings You're not right for Alyssa

If you've ever seen Lord of the Rings You're not right for Alyssa  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Has a hobby I know nothing about? strike one...

Has a hobby I know nothing about? strike one...  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Lands a date with hero of childhoods from blues Clues "I thought you'd be taller"

Lands a date with hero of childhoods from blues Clues

You better google your dates or else You might go out with a man who made bank doing what he loves

You better google your dates or else You might go out with a man who made bank doing what he loves  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Cant write cunt play solittaire

Cant write cunt play solittaire  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

You're a magician? Strike one

You're a magician? Strike one  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

You're a magician? Strike one

You're a magician?  Strike one  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

super cool profesional Blogger

super cool profesional Blogger  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

"I only date high status guys who have their life together." 3PM appointment at free clinic regarding anal gonorrhea.

says they have nothing in common looks like a creature from mtg

says they have nothing in common looks like a creature from mtg  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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