ALYSSA BEREZNAK

One person's MTG Championship is another person's meme-stardom Where's your google now, bitch?

One person's MTG Championship is another person's meme-stardom Where's your google now, bitch?  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

You have a penis? Strike one

You have a penis? Strike one  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

ALYSSA BEREznak 2011 world champion of shooting yourself in the foot and fucking yourself up the ass

ALYSSA BEREznak 2011 world champion of shooting yourself in the foot and fucking yourself up the ass  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Attention whore... ... and sexist scumbag.

Attention whore... ... and sexist scumbag.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

you ordered a salad with dinner? Strike One

you ordered a salad with dinner? Strike One  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

never mentioned on okcupid she's a world champion of being a cunt

never mentioned on okcupid she's a world champion of being a cunt  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Wrote the article on shitting where you eat

Wrote the article on shitting where you eat  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Writes about her love life on a motherfucking tech blog

Writes about her love life on a motherfucking tech blog  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

The last man who fucked me just sent money to a charity that SUPPORTS female circumcision!

The last man who fucked me just sent money to a charity that SUPPORTS female circumcision!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Managing Partner at Hedge FUND? STRIKE ONE

Managing Partner at Hedge FUND? STRIKE ONE  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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