ALYSSA BEREZNAK

You're Jon Finkel? Can I sleeve your dic..err deck?

You're Jon Finkel? Can I sleeve your dic..err deck?  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Behold The girl all nerds fear all girls actually are.

Behold The girl all nerds fear all girls actually are.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

You play video games? I really like Minesweeper

You play video games? I really like Minesweeper  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

cautionary tale of what a soggy cunt i am Caption 3 goes here

cautionary tale of what a soggy cunt i am Caption 3 goes here  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

you like 3 strikes? me too Strike 1: your face what does New york not sell makeup? Strike 2: Does your OK cupid profile mention your horsefacedness (Sarah JEssica Parker would be proud) strike 3: what the fuck is up with that scarf? I hope she doesn't wea

you like 3 strikes? me too Strike 1: your face what does New york not sell makeup?
Strike 2: Does your OK cupid profile mention your horsefacedness (Sarah JEssica Parker would be proud)
strike 3: what the fuck is up with that scarf?
I hope she doesn't wea  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

2 explores? strike 1

2 explores? strike 1  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Has low self esteem Puts others down to feel better about how much she sucks at life

Has low self esteem Puts others down to feel better about how much she sucks at life  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

PERFECT 10, RICH, INTELLIGENT... IS THAT A BROKEN FINGERNAIL I SEE?

PERFECT 10, RICH, INTELLIGENT... IS THAT A BROKEN FINGERNAIL I SEE?  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Yeah, you're right... I did have my teeth replaced with spearmint chicklets. Huge, aren't they?

Yeah, you're right... I did have my teeth replaced with spearmint chicklets. Huge, aren't they?  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Alyssa Bereznak Wants to have kids soon, but none of her siblings are ready to settle down

Alyssa Bereznak Wants to have kids soon, but none of her siblings are ready to settle down  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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