ALYSSA BEREZNAK

You're not a football player? FUCK OFF. I NEVER WENT TO PROM.

You're not a football player? FUCK OFF. I NEVER WENT TO PROM.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Why yes! I have been sodomized by my brother... Felt GREAT!!

Why yes! I have been sodomized by my brother... Felt GREAT!!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

"Excellent interviewing and researching skills" Should have Googled "jon Finkel"

so…what are your hobbies? lol…that is so stupid

so…what are your hobbies? lol…that is so stupid  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

How many MTG players does it take to screw in a light Bulb? FIVE. One to do it and four to complain about how much better the old one was.

How many MTG players does it take to screw in a light Bulb? FIVE. One to do it and four to complain about how much better the old one was.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

jon finkel facts only finkel could parlay two dates with this into a playboy bunny.

jon finkel facts only finkel could parlay two dates with this into a playboy bunny.   ALYSSA BEREZNAK

epic fail bashes millionaire genius to gain notoriety; only homeless men will date her now

epic fail bashes millionaire genius to gain notoriety; only homeless men will date her now  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Bell's Palsy Or Fucking Ugly?

Bell's Palsy Or Fucking Ugly?  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

ACCUSES "GEEK" OF LYING ON HIS ONLINE DATING PROFILE DID SHE MENTION SHE WAS FUCK UGLY ON HERS?

ACCUSES

Drops the rich, friendly, intelligent geek marries a sociopathic, alpha-male who treats her like shit and cheats

Drops the rich, friendly, intelligent geek   marries a sociopathic, alpha-male who treats her like shit and cheats  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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